Poems (Shayree)

Wasiul Hasan @ Khawar Rizvi's Home

Poems (Shayree)

Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data to Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply :

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks"

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno,

aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil
gayee hoon."

Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued......

"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa Appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par
letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate
bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad   ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet   ----   aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement    ----    humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter
vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call      ----     phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----   bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks      ----      aapkaa bahut bahut dhanya waad

Nazm-Dedicated to my university, AMU, Aligarh, India

Az Jawed Badayuni

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Syed mile Iqbal se jannat ki gali me_n
Aur pooch yeh baithhe ke mujahid hai khhabar kya

Iqbal yeh bole ke bura haal hai Syed

Sub bhool gaye tum ne sikhaaya tha hunar kya

Khhudgharz hain sub apni hi fikro_n men lage hain

Auro_n ke liyee aaj koyee bechega ghar kya

Bus yaad yeh karte hai_n tujhe tere dinner per

Dekha hai zamane ne kahi_n aisa dinner kya

Kuchh hosh nahi_n qaum ki bud-haali ka inko

Jab khhud se hai_n behaal to auro_n pe nazar kya

Nawaqif-e manzil hai_n tiri qaum ke rahbar

Auro_n ko woh dikhlayen bhala rah_e safar kya

Hai qaum ki qismat me_n andhera hi andhera

Sub dete hain tareeki hi kya shams qamar kya

Ser-sabzi-o shadabi se ho khhud hi jo mahroom

Auro_n ko bhala bhakhshe ga saya who shajar kya

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Nahin Bhoole

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Ai bhai Majaz aapka gaana nahiN bhoole
Hum apne Aligarh ka tarana nahiN bhoole

Syed tera eesaar to hum bhool gaye haiN

Har saal tire naam pe khana nahiN bhoole

Syed kee hayaat aapko detee hai yeh taleem

Woh kaam karo jisko zamana nahiN bhoole

Duniya ke kisee goshe meN hoN ahl-e Aligarh

Aapas meN kabhi larhna laraana nahiN bhoole
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INTERNET SHA'IRI
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Daat Kaam (Dot Com)
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Ab bhaagte hain tifl kitabon ke naam se
Ustaad Chat room pe bethe hain shaam se

Ab ladkiyon ko aur koyi kaam hi nahin
Ab kaam chal raha hai fakat "Daat Kaam" se.

Internet
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Baat hoti hai pas chakwaal internet par
Bushra suljha rahi hai baal internet par

Mai ne bas itna hi likha "I love you" aur phir
Us ne aage kar diya tha gaal internet par

Aan Line (On Line)
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Ye bhi internet ke saaghar ka hai adna kamaal
Jaam jab bhi khaali huwa thori si wine aagayi

Jo hai meri aan line par kabhi aati na thi
Aaj internet par woh "Aan line" aa gayi.

Email Adab
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Girah ustaad se lagwa rahe hain
Wo misra' fax se bhijwa rahe hain

Bahot se male aur female sha'ir
Ghazal "E-mail" se mangwa rahei hain

Virus - I Love You
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Kal kisi female ne "E-mail" bheji hai mujhe
I love you dekh kar khilne lage sehre ke phool

Haan agar "E-mail" mai tehreer ho naam aur pata
Mere computer ko eysa virus bhi hai kabool

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APNA HINDUSTAN
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Saare Jahan Se Achchha...Hindostan hamara.....

Saare Jahan Se Achchha,
Hindustan Hamara
Batti gul hain sab iski,
ye gulsitan hamara

saare jahan.......

Matlab hame sikhata,
aapas mein bair rakhna

Hindi hain hum, vatan hai
Englistan hamara

saare jahan.......

Badboo ko jhelti hain,
Iski hazaro galiyan
Peene ka paani maila,
Nadiyon mein bahta naala

saare jahan.......

Iski Police ke aage,
Kiski yahan chali hai...
Apraadhi Ghumein Khulle,
Mujrim jahaan saara

saare jahan.......

Lalon ki thi jo dharti,
Laloo ki ban gai hai..
Khichdi bani hukumat,
Rabdi ki ban rahi hai
100-100 qalam pe bhaari,
ek angutha hamara...

saare jahan.......

Afsar hame darata,
babu yahan ghumata...
baston mein uske band hai...
hindostan hamara

saare jahan.......
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Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in
the Software Industry would make a movie
"Software Ke Phool" and include the following song:
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Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya

yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti

yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai

Har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi

yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem

tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?