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Ik American Hota Hai Aik Indian Hota Hai Aur Aik Pakistani Teenoon Hotel Main Jate Hain To Hotel Main Sirf Teen Kamrey Hi Bachay Hoe Hote Hain Aik Thandi Wala Aik Garmi Wala Aur Aik Macchar Wala American Bolta Hai K Main Thandi Wale Kamrey Main Reh Loon Ga Indian Bolta Hai Main Gharmi wale Kamrey Main Reh loon Ga To Pakistani Kehta Hai Main Macchar Wale Kamrey Main Reh Loon Ga.
 
Teenon Jate Hain Apne Apne Kamrey Main Phir Jub Bahar Nikalte Hain To American Thand Se Kamnp Raha Hota Hai Indian Nikalta Hai To Us K Garmi Se Pasine Nikal Rahe Hote Hain
 
Phir Pakistani Nikalta Hai To Wo Bilkul Waisa Ka Waisa Hota Hai To Wo Donoon Pakistani Se Poochte hain k Tum Waise k Waise Kaisay Niklay Kamrey Se To Pakistani Kehta Hai Main Ne Aik Macchar Ko Mara Sub Aus ki Namaz-e-Janaza Main Chale Gaye ...

Santa and Banta
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Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their machines to another building.
Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?"
Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full!!!"
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